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local headlines  (  sneildaeh lacol  )

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rabid postman bites dog


vicar licks bishop's chin


otter robs riverbank


local poet pisses on


pothole swallows florist whole


secretary embezzled pens


council declares war on owls


( or mayor declares war on walruses )


morris dancer marries earwig


rain all day but dry at night


sport teams draw a game with balls


windmill disappears in gale


un-exploded bomb explodes


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