how to catch a church mouse


how to catch a church mouse  (  ffuts citcadid  )

as a rubber ball, if falling

on a breeze as colds

sneezing from the tors of moorlands

to the bogs of wolds

in the church's dirt they're lurking

chewing on a pew

running through the organ's organs

as the buggers do

shitting on the vicar's hymn books

pissing in the font

nibbles on communion crackers

in their restaurant

sweetly sleep the congregation

dreams of cakes & doves

sit with nimble, ninja fingers

wear a pair of gloves

as the waxen candles flicker

phantom flaps of flame

grab as fattened cats are napping

play the bloody game



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