i needed to go out - SHAT

but where's that bastard key?

after rummaging through pocket-land

i moved onto the settee

then i lifted up the cushion

& there to my surprise

underneath were a crikey previously unknown

micro-pygmy tribe





i queried an elder

'have you seen my key?'

he lobbed the ickle-tiniest of spears 

at me

which i almost felt

- 'shit-aaah y' twat'

so in retaliation

i sneezed back





(it's still missing)

...