Flockin' Hellfire!

Them sheep get everywhere

beyond as far 

as my eyes can see,

so it's only a matter of time 

like

before they're our Shepherd & Master

- yes, the inevitable ovine

conspiracy.





From cold Arctic wastelands

to peng

desert islands

be it Dalesbred, Gritstone

 or Ryeland

- say y' prayers,

aye even the monster under the bed 

is running chicken-scared

as last time I looked

there was actually nothing there

so I check for sheep instead now

'cause sheep get

 EVERYWHERE

(!)

...