I don't suppose you've seen my Unicorn ? I've been searching high then low, I tethered him outside my local Happy Shopper - oh I wonder where the tosser could go ? Is he in the library studying Cuneiform ? I've scanned as far as my eyes can see, maybe it's poachers or invisibility as upon his horn is now worn the ring of Gyges ? ...
Wow 🙂
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cheers baronofdarkness, hopefully you were christened with that name…
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I would love to say I’ve seen the tosser , but no luck. Hope he’s back for Christmas.
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i’m banking on it, i’ve not bothered with a turkey this year…
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If the unicorn can do cuneiform, maybe it can cook too!
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only if there’s a pizza menu & a phone involved…
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I saw him in Asda, by the root vegetables.
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he best be careful then. that horn could take a carrots eyes’ out…
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