Dirty, laundered Monopoly bank notes

& erotic windmill anecdotes?

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I’ll check sir

but I don’t think we have any of those

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A tetanus cure & or lockjaw

now available as a cream or in handy spray form?

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Soz, well sold the last on a Candlemas of yore

& sadly don’t stock that anymore

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Well in that case just the spear of destiny

& the cauldron of rebirth?

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I’m afraid a lady bought them both yesterday

& the moral is get in there first

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NEXT!