Where d’you swan off to in January?

Oh where did you go?

You seemingly abandoned me

& missed all the snow

.

Because you disappeared 

to southern hemisphere,

& you didn’t even send us

a Christmas card last year

.

I did but I still fuckin’ love you

you fickle old part-timer,

eeeh – you cheeky sick note skiver

is there any chance you can lend us a fiver?

…

I’ll pay you back in a season or 3,

honestly

…