According to Guiness & thereabouts a Mr. Gavin Mo Nates of no fixed abode, Albion holds the current World Record for the longest ever yawn . It lasted 8 years, 174 days, 16 hours, 23 minutes & 5.7 seconds & yes, he was fed with tubes - top that .... Post Scriptum: There was a lady in Norway that came within a fortnight but that's still the target