the twelve daze of easter

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the twelve daze of easter ( retsae fo ezad evlewt eht )

twelve rabbits at it

crackles in the attic

eleven morris dancers

actual bell ends

ten wrens a’nesting

in a letterbox

nine pheasants strutting

underneath the catkins

eight maids a’milfing

time is speeding up

seven tulips crooning

handel & jerusalem

six snarks a’ larking

where the air is pot pourri

five creme eggs

it’s a chocolate lottery

four orbs soar

as the scarecrows see

three badgers dance

on a moonlit lea

two hot cross buns

plus a game of noughts & crosses

& starship from atlantis

in a pickled pear tree