tips for a budding poet


tips for a budding poet  (  teop gniddub a rof spit  )

smoke green trees

but drink only tea

walk beneath the moon's beams

but hide from the sunshine

sleep if awake

to awaken from sleep

sport a cravat

( this can double as a napkin  )

ink with a feather

on a sheet of papyrus

talk with the animals

but steer clear of people

write all morning

then doss all afternoon

eat a high fibre diet

with plenty of prunes