come on october

” come on you slags “

( richard d. james )

rise from the east
like oriental dough

blow your backendish
breezes with aplomb

bomb us with conkers
& slates from the rooftops

make it rain toadstools
bring us pins & needles

spook us all rigid
with your ghost legends

of headless librarians
& spectral stamp collectors

a phantom flying scotsman
haunts your hornby train set

sing in the mist
go fog yourself

build your bloody bonfire
steal the leafen daydreams

die in the west
like an occidental swan

as per your contract
your storylines & bumf

gone by november
– so we haven’t got all month

autumn playlist

” silly me “

” silly you “

( the chuckle brothers )

the cobweb browsers – missing in the mist

antlers & deck chair – ’tis the rutting season song

william the conker – err in a bog

the cloudberry pickers – ode to a toadstool sample

m.c lichen – there’s a stoat in me throat

d.j pumpkin soup – ghouls in cagoules

the chestnut gatherers – cocoa me rigid

the welly brigade – pikelet friday

gorillas in the mizzle – monkeypox massacre

the haunted orchard orchestra – jackdaw variations