"There's Got to be more to bastard life than this!" Exclaimed my Goldfish & fellow speaking Creature, Chris before collapsing on the sofa - good effort fish bliss. "There is" I replied "My memorable pal my Icthionic friend, just sometimes swim further - or possibly sideways you'll get there in the end" "As there's often more to this shite gilled chum than often again first appears" But Chris was sweetly sleeping & proper bolloxed by now so it fell on deaf fish ears. THE END ...
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