boris johnson poem

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boris johnson poem ( meop nosnhoj sirob )

boris johnson
speaks fluent venusian
& martian
with a jupiter accent

boris johnson
cannot fly
like a buzzard
or an elephant hawk moth

boris johnson
piddles on the thames
from the middle
of westminster bridge

boris johnson
is blatantly a member
but not
of the sealed knot society

boris johnson
cannot play
the english horn
or cor anglais

boris johnson
licks the chins
of weasels & squirrels
for spiritual reasons

( author notes )

i don’t like any politician

i think they’re all wankers

this is just me being silly