alternative options

~

alternative options by actual base reality ( so there )



if you can't write from the soul there's

your arsehole

if you can't write from the soul there's

your arsehole

( so )

if you can't write from the soul there's

if you can't write from the soul there's

if you can't write from the soul there's

your arsehole

 ( your arsehole )

...







the ice age is coming ( tomorrow )

~

the ice age is coming ( tomorrow ) by doom mcgloom



the ice age is coming

 ( tomorrow )

'tis looming

its cold's almost here

it will get nippy

circa mid-morning

then stay

for one thousand ( ish ) years



the ice age is coming

( tomorrow )

so stock up on tinned soup & vests

all earth will freeze

deep sub-zero degrees

so find a warm cave

all the best

( x )

...











bedfordshire

~

bedfordshire by tuesday’s serial-somnambulism




i saw you in an atlas once

oh bedfordshire

since then i've known you're real


what do people do in you

thou bedfordshire

how do they think & feel?


i've upped some wooden hills to you

to bedfordshire

when tired - in need of sleep


but that's just a saying not 

thee bedfordshire

a true mystery to me

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let there be bollocks

~

let there be bollocks 


let there be bollocks

let there be light

let there be otters

tossers & shite


let there be permits

let there be ale

let there be scandals

sandals & snails


let there be blizzards

let there be sun

let there bee honey

yes - all shit puns


let there be elbows

let there be toes

everything - fuck it

go with them flows

...