…
there are no glaciers
in hong kong
or luxembourg
so stop pretending
that there are
– or else –
…
…
there are no glaciers
in hong kong
or luxembourg
so stop pretending
that there are
– or else –
…
…
a squirrel on the scribble’s scrub
a kipper in your smoking kiss
the bubble wrap is bursting back
it’s bobble hats & bastard that
the western wind’s a sod
the morning was a yawning monk
& skeletal’s the turning key
the cuckoo’s cloud is falling down
as jacobite’s the battered night
& haddock be thy cod
the carlists carp a ducking pond
the mutant tudors hula-hoop
the robin is a crested tit
a distant dwarfish starling shines
& time’s a fishing rod
a shiver under silver birch
a leafless cloak of english oak
a sort of snoring garden gnome
the sunken sun is trudging home
the pace is but a plod
a once upon a twisted twice
the wrinkles on your crinkled arse
the drool between each dribble’s feed
the spittle’s spool’s a bucking mule
november is a nod
beyond the swan’s a wanker’s song
if mistily is missing we
a badger pissing up a tree
& so the fucking poets crow
the road ahead is odd
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~
yonder the critics
blowing soapy bubbles
from their plastic pipes
in moth-eaten sweaters
fresh from their cellars
pot noodle noodles
stuck in their beards
& the men are just as bad
them of huffing broadsides
necking cans of tizer
snorting lemon sherbet
up their horsey nostrils
snarling like a snark
scowling under cloudbursts
unversed in oddness
but toddling on
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~
cracking up, the scrambled eggs
when the cockerel is a crow
so an end begins again
& the absent breezes blow
sneeze the day & face a head
leaden legged – a pencil ran
doodle in a book of notes
oodles of the mentals man
toodles to the normals spawn
let the jibber-jabbers spew
not is this a shopping list
or the groans of yawning dew
balls in all – a scratching plan
hatching on a sheet of white
whittle like an afternoon
kiss the moon & cue the night
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~
( all you need is vole )
…
…
in the greyness of a day
chasing trails of spittle’s spit
when the distant horses neigh
watch y’ step for goblin shit
as the brambles tangle knots
in this season’s odd unrest
fingers crossed & dot the dots
silent now the hornet’s nest
stirless stands & faces thee
in the woodland’s whisperings
on a leafless chestnut tree
as a chough above us sings
in the fields – the deed is ploughed
yet an ice cream van is heard
bursting through the wandered cloud
so the calendar is blurred
are these chimes within the mind?
is greensleeves still ringing here
will the garden hose unwind?
will these long nights disappear?
darting swifts between each blink
music moves beyond the swan
fuck the glugging kitchen sink
betty swollocks beckons on
squint & see within the vast
glimpses of a picnic’s gist
phantoms of the recent past
summer’s haunting autumn’s mist
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…
marmite marmosets
starlight bulbs, caesar seizes
stegosaurus horns
…
…
clouds that look like hounds
chasing mountain hares
fog in concrete areas
urban mist & myths
mizzle’s sheet
retired red squirrels
elephantine smoke
geriatric ebens
mosty the morning sky
certain wagtails
patches or parrots
storms in the earl’s tea
spinsters in attics
combing their nasal hair
where there’s only vagueness
stone statues
of long dead poets
in all their faded eminence
mainly snooker balls
on a black & white telly
senior wolves
the shades of sunday’s soul
ghosts of old codgers
monochrome rainbows
the man on the moon’s pubes
…
…
exit the poets
singing like magpies
& combing the hair that
grows from where their earlobes
enters their heads
in pinstriped plaid
or storm trooper casual
because they bloody can
those cobweb cats
with syntax wings
here once & yet
on elsewhere’s road
they fade this out
cloudburst haircuts
trolling horizons
strolling forth – of course
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…
why did the traffic jam
like pitted damsons
air-con off
so we felt swindled
how come the sun
never flared up?
good walk though
over the big hill
toasted tea cakes
mustn’t effing grumble
a ten pound note
against the gushing rain
the matron’s face
these things still linger
like a headless horseman’s
horse’s hoof prints
on fresh snow
where earlobes tingle
once we stood
at a temporary bus stop
a flask of turnip soup
left at the traffic lights
three brown hares
always a pleasure
the troubadour in town
fined without a license
home & up the tree house
later in the coal shed
drawing games of scrabble
a pan fried rainbow trout
why did a meteor
not wipe us all out?
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