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squid quo pro ( orp ouq diuqs )
…
when the sea is blue
then why these smiling krakens
dancing – laughing too
( ? )
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squid quo pro ( orp ouq diuqs )
…
when the sea is blue
then why these smiling krakens
dancing – laughing too
( ? )
…
~
food porn ( nrop doof )
…
prodding the skin
of yesterday’s custard
sucking a fisherman’s friend
stuffing me hole
with hot spotted dick
or cold semolina
or frogspawn
burning the toast – on purpose
then spreading on
nob cheese & toe jam
singing a song
of buns in the oven
muffins & sponges
with sweet soggy bottoms
– phwoar
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( author notes )
fisherman’s friend is a type of mint
& they taste disgusting
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witch-hunting weasels ( slesaew gnitnuh-hctiw )
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goblins ‘n’ gofers
trifles of a lying tongue
dung fire stokers
lurk in the village
squirming in this earthen tin
swimming in spillage
holes in the wholeness
hope is on sabbatical
run as the soulless
bot the responses
spew in lieu of rectitude
nonces in bonces
witch-hunting weasels
suckers of the teasel’s prick
spreading like measles
random selections
pin a tale upon a goat
phantom projections
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panic at the pumps ( spmup eht ta cinap )
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panic at the pumps
see the monkey troops
fisticuffs at teatime
fighting for bananas
spot the scree unfold
watch the little bots
warring on the forecourts
stuck in frenzy mode
barking up the trunks
of a wrong’uns tree
are there signs of life
on this planet pantomime?
bollocks on the snooze
told them all to come
all of them at once
abra & cadabra
giz a fuckin’ break
a lobotomy
for this daily maelstrom
this laboratory
crossed with lavatory
so the piper plays
as the normalzzz groans
– aaarrrggghhh
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belt up ( pu tleb )
…
lace a braided sun
cummerbund the cumulus
horseshoe buckle moon
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fuck collectivism ( msivitcelloc kcuf )
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( & so say all of us )
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spin between ( neewteb nips )
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the deed is dung
underneath an oak tree
see the hanging man
as a greenfinch sang
so, sweet chestnuts
sucked within the drawing room
scribble with a grin
churning like a milky key
sugar is energy
elemental penfriends
ink a spirit tongue
like a speaking sprite
while away from here
peer beyond the duck pond
idle like the bones
of a snoring brontosaurus
blowing with the wind
from a parsnip farmer’s arse
gleaming in the stream
seeking seas of bream
i had a magic dream
& in my dream i saw you
happy on the moon
dancing with baboons
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hashtag poem ( meop gathsah )
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# cheese & pickles
# the clifton suspension bridge
# bring back echoes
# save the tiger bread
# i love what they’ve done with your earlobes
# it’s raining frogs again here
# why are all scarecrows men?
# politics – blah, baa, blah
# beans on toast
# barnard’s star
# the m42
# turnip lives matter
# easter on ekofisk
# i think i’ve just seen a goblin
# christmas is cancelled
# cockerels can lay eggs too
# pebbles in espadrille shoes
# selfies, selfies, selfies
# yes, there’s a chill in the air
# is anyone there… ?
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a slug ( guls a )
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dwelling not in shell
see the hobo’s sticky trail
– it’s a homeless snail
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~
bendgame ( emagdneb )
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scrambled eggs
candle wax, onions & kippers
turpentine
vicars with twists in their knickers
pints of milk
silken, the web of a spider
bare’s the air
haunting an orchard of cider
conkers fall
all is a portal & prancing
mincing mist
sneezing the breezes & dancing
spin the close
clover is fading & floating
face the beige
inking a riddle & noting
summer’s dead
dancing with saville in hades
exit left
leg it from lollipop ladies
ombudsmen
chartists & chartered accountants
seasons chafe
change is a poet’s endowment
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