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no, i’m not a natural poet
but i identify as a poet
& i’m saving up
for the surgery
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no, i’m not a natural poet
but i identify as a poet
& i’m saving up
for the surgery
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s hiver little villagers
shudder shuffle gusts
t erraforming roars
tungsten tusk thrusts
o ver battered haddock
operatic dales
r asping phantom raspberries
rides off the ghost train’s rails
m agonia’s revenge
madman weather maps
y es, it’s just beginning
yet the thunder claps
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triple a batteries
the barbary ape of seville
marmalade sunsets
ratatouille dawns
troubadours in transit vans
tomorrow’s toenails
a spare pair of underpants
a second class stamp
a paper teapot
the earless of skegness
hedgehogs in her kisses
babybels – & jacob’s crackers
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east is cracking up
after the cockerel
crows of a morrow
then shells smash
eggs again for breakfast
yolky yokels cheer
here lie the scrambled
like a rubik’s hypercube
so today is poached
or cackles in a pan
or a saucepan’s bubbles
eat what you’re upon
out on a dawn walk
watching the sky
clouds become soldiers
dipping in vitellus
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tiptoes in
crackle static radio
volume up
birdsong on mute
not from russia
but magonia with love
kittens then cats
catch in a bucket
facing the grey
shades of old parrots
kisses down in africa
hard on a humdrum town
so’s track one
peter’s red lament
planes over spain
spiders climbing spouts
listen to the music
of the splosh symphonic
when the sky snarls
like a feral snark
then came the rain
quenching then drenching
dogs upon dogs
fools in cagoules
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t reacle tiberius, teatime tickles
w et paint wednesdays, wine gum whence
a niseed anus, atlantean ants
d iabetic dinosaurs, day-glo dagon
d ucks in dungarees, dipstick dippers
l uminous lunatics, latex lately so
e verything’s elephant, et cetera expects
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a dog-eared notepad
cannot hear your whistles
a buttercup will not
melt on your hot toast ( no )
a daisy chain cannot
entrap an escapologist
a skeleton key
won’t open your rib cage
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his quite shiny star
terra firma’s cosmic egg
her ball of hard cheese
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are some u.f.o’s
shoals of flying fish?
glistening in the sun
shimmers beneath the moon
fish scales are shiny
like an egghead’s head
so we might see twinkles
like a little star
sparkles up above
another fine puzzle?
maybe it’s just starlings
& the rest is done with mirrors
cheeky murmurations
hoodwinking us all?
or a thieving flock
of magpies with foil
catching the light?
we might spy a glimpse
of a mundane monday
plodding on – on earth
’til we see the brightness
mystery ahoy –
cripes, did you see that?
what the eff was that?
ess an effing brick
effing hell with bells on
flamin’ ruddy nora
jeepers flippin’ christ
call the r.a.f
& the local paper
all the lamestream slags
the invasion has begun
would be the response
back once more
fooled again by tricksters
from the animal kingdom
( ? )
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lives in a cage
that was made
of lowered energy
eats three m.c
squared meals
a day
spins in his wheel
at the speed
of denoted c
watch the rodent go
see him run
& away
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