confused december

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confused december ( 1 min read )




ambling down this country lane

dog beside us - sun above

nothing much is on the brain

just sundries, their like & such


on a day that thinks its spring

quite unseasonal ado

pheasants strut - rabbits fucking

december is well-confused


catkins, blossom, new lambs - lo

puzzling - is this a trick?

shat knows just go with the flow

happy easter - all that shit


but seasons are fickle sorts

now's winter lest we forget

the next wind could freeze us all

so don't count them chickens yet

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ramifications

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ramif … ( a poem-free-free-poem )





horned or not they'll charge at you

they'll headbutt - boss it - buck


woollened backs can reach the sky

so pray for lady luck


( aye )


be that village villain

meddle with the ways of man


have truck with all truckers

but don't fuck with them rams

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there shats a plover

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( hangover poem ) by 18 lines of ‘ing read



in the beginning

there was sober

now bells knell

dogs piss on clover


damn you shandy

your hangover

above my

( head )

there shats a plover


a quiet drink

became bender

gay hunchbacks?

i don't remember


phuket - thought i then

it's december

i now sweat

( like )

a sex offender

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this versey shit

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this versey shit ( a short poetical excursion by percy anode-density)



this versey shit - those crazy sheets

this bollocks wank

as squirrels weep


or widowed elks - what time's the train?

the one to odd

or old beltanes


where barn own sang - it's half past great

on platform 3

unless it's late


this scribble fuck - this dither mist

my neon puce

soul i do give

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medieval throwback

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medieval throwback ( 16 y’oldey lineth readeth )



i'm a medieval throwback

which explains the chain mail

which i wear everywhere

& the four skins ( of ale )


which i sup every night before

my medieval sleep

shits get shat in buckets

empty it on the street


i'm a medieval throwback

so sorry for the stench

pray what news on the plague

& what news on those french?


my y'oldey days are happy but

i dream of the future

not robots or space wank

in my dreams - i'm tudor

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