come daintily

~

come daintily ( an older poem of mine from the 17th century )



come daintily

then japery

i'll simile

like supping bees


oh words - you rogues

what lies in store?

surprise me please

with scrapes galore


as blossomed trees

sing notes in key

orchestras play

soliloquies


plus metaphors

as wild boars soar

oh poetry

you fucking whore

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robots don’t float

~

robots don’t float ( some real history, not that shit they you teach in schools )



oh otto von bismarck

was a robot as thatcher

programmed by that

hidden hand


ferrous much like stalin

one day he fell off his boat

then sank beneath

the ocean

- robots don't float -

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lost pronouns & scant adverbs

~

lost pronouns & scant adverbs ( one for the true-purists ( but on-the-sly ) )



cogs are stirring

burrs of whirrs

brigit - innit

early birds

lost pronouns &

scant adverbs

hocus-pocus

crocus words



good hare days loom

hedgerow tunes

as saturn sings

to the moon

winter's magic

flees on brooms

rabbits shag like

rabbits do



watercress sprites

nimble lambs

children of the

mighty ram

marzipan pan

also-ran

cleaning - gleaming

spick then span



fucking nice 1

daffodils

a golden host

greener hills

spring has bounced back

ways & wills

( your advert here )

thrills 'n' spills

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i dream in soup

~

i dream in soup ( some poem or such like )



potage dotage

a soupy head

as brothy veins pump

bits of bread


asparagus

bring me my spear

the vegetables

are mighty here


as fungi loom

the many spores

great battles fought in -

between snores


i dream in soup

leeked potatoes

then yet more flies whilst

comatosed

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