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catherine of aragonorrhoea
anne botoxleyn
jane semen whore
anne of cleavage
catherine howard – & out the other
& catherine parsnip
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catherine of aragonorrhoea
anne botoxleyn
jane semen whore
anne of cleavage
catherine howard – & out the other
& catherine parsnip
…
…
thy eternal summer
faded in the eighties
in the eighteen eighties
then died from yellow fever
death’s head april
is the cruellest moth
squint if snogging
balls in all drawers then
pen another scattered then
& expand the symptoms
of i.b.s
as i.o flippin’ u
nothing in the stench of
another love sonnet
pickled like the spheres
of a mind in malt vinegar
piss another year
up the garden wallchart
while spring sings
long gone songs
of bards behind bars
& troubadours in lieu
music is the glue
& the rest is done with mirrors
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not as cold as rocks
nor as hot as steaming pots
( as per goldilocks )
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( wake the fog up )
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pentecostal parakeet
paradiddle badger feet
peter piper’s cable car
ribbons swishing on a star
lion’s mouths – a roaring lawn
come the shaven crack of dawn
out among the adder’s stead
missus worthington is dead
intermittent damselflies
occidental alibis
operation table cloth
misted maidens, mizzle’s broth
button fingered buttresses
butter chins on duchesses
once upon a pickled pen
then demented morris men
…
…
missus speckled egg
with us ‘pon her cracking ground
sped around that sun
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the gods empty their bladder
& then it’s jacob’s ladder
puddles from above
then a crafty foxglove
hawthorn hops
dripping on in drops
hollyhocks again
after all that fucking rain
cats all mornings
dogs all afternoons
clouds pee it down
then the sweet pea blooms
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d ecoupage
i guana
c lerihew
t ransmission
i mbricate
o verman
n ickname
a rsenic
r usticate
y ellow hammer
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nothing is
the tartan paint
on your chocolate aga
nothing is the only
friend of billy-no-mates
& my favourite subject
nothing is available
in pairs of one
or magenta
nothing is the sound
of brian blessed shouting
in the depths of space
as space is a vacuum
like a giant dyson
or a massive hoover
nothing is an egg
– the fool before the fall
or a poltergeist’s new shoes
nothing is the sway
of this ancient woodland
on this stagnant day
nothing is the total sum
of sweet fanny adams
plus fuck all
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solitude
solar attitude
solomon’s gnu
achoos solemnly
sod you singsong
splendid antlers
atlantis semaphore
sauropod ankles
anwerphone subtext
screws unloosened
sellsword seraphin
celery interlude
solitude
solar attitude
solon’s ants
in poetry’s pants
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