lonesome like a lighthouse keeper

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lonesome like a lighthouse keeper by augustus carmichael

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lonesome like a lighthouse keeper

in landlocked derbyshire

there's a storm

hitting the shore

but it's no concern around here


the sea is somewhere that a-way

with rocks that wreck men dead

there's mighty waves

there's certain graves

so i'm lonesome but i'm safer here instead

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off & on job

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off & on job by melvyn maybe

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in my mind

well there's this poem

palpitations

throbbing glowing

intermittent

sometimes showing

random

there's no way of knowing


~


mentals beckons

is it snowing?

cobwebs 

encroach

grandma's sewing

tax inspectors

ill winds blowing

off & on job

coming

going

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tabloid tricks

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tabloid tricks by nfwuhuhg8723.i6

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the actress & the bishop

they were sitting in a tree


this is an exclusive

read it here exclusively


~


' you know i have a wife dear? '

' i killed my secret twin '


our squirrel spy-bot smirked

a headline smasher of a grin

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a fucking poem

~

a fucking poem by resarf fucking poetry

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a fucking poem

fucking thing

with fucking flapping

fucking wings


a fucking bastard

fucking shat

it's fucking this

& fucking that


on fucking death

& fucking love

plus all the other

fucking stuff


that makes up fuck

ing life my friend

a fucking poem

then the end

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there’s a hole in my head

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there’s a hole in my head by jean claude anorak

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there's a hole in my head

not the nostrils of the nose

nor the entrances of ear-things

nope beyond the ilk of those

which i trepanned one peng eve

as a laugh perchance supposed

& it's leaking information

drips of bits i used to know


~


there's a hole in my head

which i probably should block

as stupidity is looming

closer now with every drop

but as the crowbar flies - aye

the less one gives a toss

plus no one likes a clever clogs

so ' come on hole

don't stop '

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10,000 metric tons of bat shat

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10,000 metric tons of bat shat by ( insert silly name here )

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consider the people

who sing to spoons

& whisper sweet riddles

to oak trees then swoon


whether recompensed

or sighly not

then plod in their headspace

yet soonly get lost


chin deep in brambles

so ramble on

consider plebeians

who sing their own song


devoid of all lyrics

or music of sorts

this pen is a field mouse

pursued by crow squawks


these vibrations & these

ooh - pressure points

there's rain on the brain yup

these rain clouds anoint


as well-stocked pantries

won't simply suffice

plus wank pretty words

are too sickly & nice


so jingle them jangles

in yon clean breeze

stub my big toe - oh

thus i'll slap thy knees


grab your anorak

aye fook all of that

10,000 metric

tons of bat shat

( x )

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