Poem

confused december

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confused december ( 1 min read )

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ambling down this country lane

dog beside us - sun above

nothing much is on the brain

just sundries, their like & such


on a day that thinks its spring

quite unseasonal ado

pheasants strut - rabbits fucking

december is well-confused


catkins, blossom, new lambs - lo

puzzling - is this a trick?

shat knows just go with the flow

happy easter - all that shit


but seasons are fickle sorts

now's winter lest we forget

the next wind could freeze us all

so don't count them chickens yet

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there shats a plover

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( hangover poem ) by 18 lines of ‘ing read

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in the beginning

there was sober

now bells knell

dogs piss on clover


damn you shandy

your hangover

above my

( head )

there shats a plover


a quiet drink

became bender

gay hunchbacks?

i don't remember


phuket - thought i then

it's december

i now sweat

( like )

a sex offender

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shop now closed

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shop now closed ( 16 line poem sign )

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comeback tomorrow

this shop is now closed

peruse our aisles

when we're not at home


sample our delights

bargains everywhere

some gentle banter

then purchase our wares


when we are trading

i.e not right now

hagglers will have

their vile tongues ripped out


shoplifters will have

both their hands removed

this shop is now closed

we'll be open soon

( x )

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( not murder )

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( not murder ) by 4 times 2 read line of 

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a pint of mild - a good night's sleep

shat no pants at these words i speak

no fret not as said saying goes

oh i could murder one of those


or kill for as it's just a phrase

besides the moon's in its wrong phase

to stir an urge not that i could

more tea curate? touch wood

touch wood

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chords, keyboards & swords

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chords, keyboards & swords by 17 lines of poem poem

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i liked playing chords

chords on my keyboard

many many chords

not just augmented 4ths


my pen is a sword

my sword serves no lord

i liked playing chords

my keyboard was a korg


fungi - many spores

thoughts went untoward

objects became hordes

invasive goblinned forms


i grabbed my pen-sword

then smashed my keyboard

take that wrong'un sorts

( alas )

now no more chords

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luggage etcetera

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luggage etc by a short list of poem’s read list of a 

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knick knacks

bric-à-brac

bone for dog

paddywhack


patchwork

pack a bag

potpourri

this & that


onions

rummages

notions

rubishes


bit scraps

also bits

remnants

that & this


feathers

& dithers

misc misty

all glitters


bendy

as rivers

the tea leafs

the givers


medleys

the debris

assortments

novelties


meanwhile

the sundries

you shall need

all of these

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