this versey shit

~

this versey shit ( a short poetical excursion by percy anode-density)



this versey shit - those crazy sheets

this bollocks wank

as squirrels weep


or widowed elks - what time's the train?

the one to odd

or old beltanes


where barn own sang - it's half past great

on platform 3

unless it's late


this scribble fuck - this dither mist

my neon puce

soul i do give

...



























 

medieval throwback

~

medieval throwback ( 16 y’oldey lineth readeth )



i'm a medieval throwback

which explains the chain mail

which i wear everywhere

& the four skins ( of ale )


which i sup every night before

my medieval sleep

shits get shat in buckets

empty it on the street


i'm a medieval throwback

so sorry for the stench

pray what news on the plague

& what news on those french?


my y'oldey days are happy but

i dream of the future

not robots or space wank

in my dreams - i'm tudor

...
















shop now closed

~

shop now closed ( 16 line poem sign )




comeback tomorrow

this shop is now closed

peruse our aisles

when we're not at home


sample our delights

bargains everywhere

some gentle banter

then purchase our wares


when we are trading

i.e not right now

hagglers will have

their vile tongues ripped out


shoplifters will have

both their hands removed

this shop is now closed

we'll be open soon

( x )

...














 

( not murder )

~

( not murder ) by 4 times 2 read line of 




a pint of mild - a good night's sleep

shat no pants at these words i speak

no fret not as said saying goes

oh i could murder one of those


or kill for as it's just a phrase

besides the moon's in its wrong phase

to stir an urge not that i could

more tea curate? touch wood

touch wood

...













chords, keyboards & swords

~

chords, keyboards & swords by 17 lines of poem poem




i liked playing chords

chords on my keyboard

many many chords

not just augmented 4ths


my pen is a sword

my sword serves no lord

i liked playing chords

my keyboard was a korg


fungi - many spores

thoughts went untoward

objects became hordes

invasive goblinned forms


i grabbed my pen-sword

then smashed my keyboard

take that wrong'un sorts

( alas )

now no more chords

...




























 

luggage etcetera

~

luggage etc by a short list of poem’s read list of a 




knick knacks

bric-à-brac

bone for dog

paddywhack


patchwork

pack a bag

potpourri

this & that


onions

rummages

notions

rubishes


bit scraps

also bits

remnants

that & this


feathers

& dithers

misc misty

all glitters


bendy

as rivers

the tea leafs

the givers


medleys

the debris

assortments

novelties


meanwhile

the sundries

you shall need

all of these

...