spoon coup

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spoon coup  (  a  p o e m  f o r  a  s u n n y  f r i d a y  a f t e r n o o n  )





sofa sales & lanky ladders

yeoman ales for patchy bladders

quaking quails with pickled feathers

burn the post to open letters


pantomimes & stagnant staggers

scraps of rhymes for bastard badgers

thunder thumps in jumpy sweaters

lemon thyme to twine the weather


crumble crumbs & bumble swaggers

thimble thumbs for humble matters

stumbles come in double-deckers

hue the glue with tints of heather


dusty pangs & rusty hammers

raspy bangs on crafty crackers

span the spin of restless never

cheese the breeze & dream in cheddar

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the stuff of slugs

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the stuff of slugs  (  a  p o e m  a b o u t  s l u g s  )




hamstring handstand cataracts

lapwing bandstand battleaxe

flipflop vox pop myrmidons

hamstring handstand cataracts


sanguine sandwich saddle wax

mudflap loophole super tax

milksop hopscotch lexicons

sanguine sandwich saddle wax


anthill anguish anoraks

jackknife jam-span avalanche

jet pack dive bomb avalon

anthill anguish anoraks


am-dram hangman habitats

bigwig wingspan haversacks

wigwam flimflam magnetron

am-dram hangman habitats


catnip crackpot crackerjacks

catnap wrist slap parallax

plastic mastic mastodons

catnip crackpot crackerjacks


rasping drastic rat-a-tats

static stumbled adder traps

jangled jungle thereupon

dizzy dangled sticky facts

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post-scrapes

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post-scrapes  (  s o m e  l o c a l  n e w s  )






i wail at walls when fungi spores

& spot the mess of bugger all

i wipe my eyes of residue

then meet with i - we rendezvous


i dodge the shots of cannonballs

& bask in peas then caterwaul

i sing of glue & buckled shoes

then shit & you & chuckle through


i peep at blinds when curtains call

& run a bath when evenings crawl

i pinch a pew & loosen screws

then plod my tod down avenues


i deck the bread to duck the halls

& quack my back when water falls

i wave at prunes & graveyard yews

then get punch drunk & steal the moon

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taking the epistle

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taking the epistle (  a  p o e m  )




cotton grapples - flaps & fumbles

rotten apples - traps & crumbles

tickled pickles - pips & peppers

chinese tea leaves in my checkers


monkey tundra - junk & jungles

hairy marches - springs & trundles

error margins - lines & headers

stinky stilton in my cheddar


tummy rumbles - pangs & tumbles

bullish beehives - stings & bumbles

otter tossers - lies & betters

woolen jumpers in my sweaters


misty systems - fog & jumbles

pissing chickens - clucks & stumbles

pigeon spittle - fucks & feathers

dearest messrs in my letters

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panic in the tea break

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panic in the tea break (  a  p o e m  f o r  m o n d a z e  )



flapping thumbs & drum breaks

rumbles in the sponge cake

battles in the apples

cackles in the mirth-quake


bramble bursts & mandrake

tremors in the handshakes

feathers in the heavens

redden in the tax breaks


cloudy cows & milkshakes

outage in the intake

thicket in the bracken

blackens in the daybreak


fading ink & hotcakes

nobody's in namesakes

patter in the shatter

patterns in the snowflakes


sticky bricks & muckrakes

dithers in the disc brakes

quivers in the scissors

rivers in the fishcakes


rising tides & sea snakes

wishes in the keepsakes

whittles in the antics

panic in the tea break

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