&

& the lord said

let there be limeade

& yesterday died

when midnight sighed

& the traffic lights

turned sky blue

& a furrow was ploughed

on your fertile brow

& the romans scratched

their big noses

& the london eye blinked

in the wink of an i

& the morning wore

a green shellsuit

& the afternoon clashed

with its crimson skin

& the moral

is tossed in translation

& the rub

is a cat on a beanpole

& forever is

a spare pair of oxford shoes

& the internet

is not your long lost cousin

p r o v e r b s

rocatination is a timely thief

olling stones squash hedgehogs

ne man’s meat is another man’s carrot

anilla is the spice of custard

very cloud has a shit load of rain

ules were meant to arouse civil servants

eauty is in the hands of the bee holder

eek & ye shall firefly

an open letter to the open borders brigade

do you leave your front door open
with a breeze block – as a doorstop
open w i d e
like pacman at the dentist
( so the breeze can usher in … )

leaves & masks & plastic bags
detritus
from this system’s collapse

wanders come, the world is closer
sinking slowly, rats & goblins
piss upon your – d.f.s sofa
yoofs will nick your purple hair dye

rabid gangs
of chartered surveyors
& bards on the run – will trash your gaff

smash your mirrors
& eat your secret stash
of caramel freddos
& tunnok’s teacakes

while you’re marching
in a rainbow gimp suit
with green jackboots
begging uncle government
for open bloody borders

( ? )

fooling around

if music be

the fool of love

then add fool to the fire

be fool of beans

fool of good intentions

it’s your fool time job

put fool on the table

drink the fool aid

fooling in the gaps

turning fool circle

with big shoes to fool

at the bottom of

the fool chain

comfortably numbnuts

hallowed be thy
navy t-shirt

lemon drizzle
when it’s wednesday

if the vicar’s
milking thistles

soon the curlews
pull the curtains

seven digits
in each sequence

intermittent
morris dancers

iron-plated
paper planes soar

or the doctor
never melted

singing if it’s
raining gravy

fifty thousand
clarinetists

pickled onions
in your sock drawer

– no, the florist
shop is closed now

buttercups

sun petal vessels

& the yellow of your chin

spreading on meadows

( author notes )

~

this poem is dedicated

to all the poor, poor victims

of the latest terrible thing

~

the man on the news

said it was absolutely terrible

& who are we to disagree?

~

social media is abuzz

with heartfelt hashtags

from kind & genuine souls

~

who can’t help but show everyone

how much they deeply care

about all those affected

~

so spare a thought & pray

for the ones that terrible, terrible thing

left in a terrible mess