…
died on a tuesday
wore orthopaedic shoes
spoke fluent badger
& hedgehog with an accent
smoked catnip
fantastic navel
eighteen freckles
on each anus cheek
slapped a mean bass
once saw a ghost float
born in the back
of a ford cortina
…
…
died on a tuesday
wore orthopaedic shoes
spoke fluent badger
& hedgehog with an accent
smoked catnip
fantastic navel
eighteen freckles
on each anus cheek
slapped a mean bass
once saw a ghost float
born in the back
of a ford cortina
…
…
extraordinary elbows
born in daventry
or aberdeen
married a goat
never drank bovril
or flat tizer
probably a scorpio
died from the chickenpox
holidayed each may
in a static caravan
on a landfill hill
never saw a ghost
fed ducks breadcrumbs
when fed up
seventeen toes
in total
…
~
a twenty p piece
a golden pheasant’s feather
& the washing up
…
…
the ghost is a strobe
light like smoke
robed like a sunday
stones in your pocket
space in your mouth
gaps between nebulae
say what you meantime
uttering moons
down under earthen
where is a weather map
muttering toast
pushing up buttercups
boohoo blue boy
soy milk moobies
cows somehow
greener pastures preen
prequels & shattered glass
gasping like gosh
washing your socks
in a rusty trough
once was a book
bursting with hymns
but these seesaws
& comatosed kisses
…
…
zen in a puddle – yet
perhaps the sky is sadness
etched like a headstone
so the dawn is snorkelling
croaked the morning pheasant
…
…
pacing the daylight
forwards & backwards
after the index
worms catching blackbirds
possibly this like
space-time’s curvature
rearrange the furniture
& run with the bath
while pants fly
blessed be thy pencil
penicillin letterheads
iceberg penfriends
cucumber-esque
winking like a wanker
rhythm is a chancer
normal is a yawn
in a rancid hair shirt
flapping with flags
so flows leg it
haring on the grass
guess the restless rest
strums the blooming moon
soon is a poem
gone was a song
…
…
tailbacks both ways
hazelnuts & cobwebs
pickled peppers, plums
pecking orders, pectin
steam trains, paper planes
tractors & combines
turtle doves, turpentine
second hand underpants
fly-tippers will be
shot with water pistols
trespassers may be
chased by hefty heifers
squawk with us, darling
let the nettles sting
singing songs of starlings
starfish & lead mine shafts
led by o.s maps
not gingerbread crumbs
drawing boards or desks
– sort of august-esque
september sucks
like your grandmother’s mouth
sun from the south
then rain from the west
…
…
perseus millet
carotene steve
miss ing-katz
martian marshley
captain wetwipes
diagonal lesley
zulu chester
juju julie
the jenny wren reverend
mister e. box
nigella nunchucks
señor cumulonimbus
…
…
what was your last meal?
do your elbows go blue too?
is god a chaffinch?
…
( author notes )
thoughts & prayers go out
to all the poor, poor victims
of this horrifically tragic haiku
… hashtag stay brave
…
…
osogoth norris
oxbow jenkins
peony stevensley
mike brassica
borage smithton
nathan in a cable car
clive of the greenswards
bugonia joneson
aztec gavin
marina cobwebs
arthur codswallop
& your shadow
…