let there be bollocks

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let there be bollocks 


let there be bollocks

let there be light

let there be otters

tossers & shite


let there be permits

let there be ale

let there be scandals

sandals & snails


let there be blizzards

let there be sun

let there bee honey

yes - all shit puns


let there be elbows

let there be toes

everything - fuck it

go with them flows

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god is chocolate

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god is chocolate by ndwu3hr73g42yv



god is chocolate

eat god's flesh

absorb god's choc

divineness


stick it in your

mortal gob

become a choc

demigod


on the sofa

in your home

transcend 'til you're

sixty stone


of beached whale with

heart disease

hallowed be thy

arteries

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where echoes go

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where echoes go by emperor allen key




i need to know

where echoes go

so i can finally sleep


i shout 'em down

y'old village well

it's one hundred feet deep


they bouncy-fade

they tease me so

then silence sans a clue


as feck knows knows

where echoes go

but someday i will too

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