let there be bollocks

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let there be bollocks 


let there be bollocks

let there be light

let there be otters

tossers & shite


let there be permits

let there be ale

let there be scandals

sandals & snails


let there be blizzards

let there be sun

let there bee honey

yes - all shit puns


let there be elbows

let there be toes

everything - fuck it

go with them flows

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god is chocolate

~

god is chocolate by ndwu3hr73g42yv



god is chocolate

eat god's flesh

absorb god's choc

divineness


stick it in your

mortal gob

become a choc

demigod


on the sofa

in your home

transcend 'til you're

sixty stone


of beached whale with

heart disease

hallowed be thy

arteries

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where echoes go

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where echoes go by emperor allen key




i need to know

where echoes go

so i can finally sleep


i shout 'em down

y'old village well

it's one hundred feet deep


they bouncy-fade

they tease me so

then silence sans a clue


as feck knows knows

where echoes go

but someday i will too

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this house has …

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this house has … by  satsuma candlemas




this house has ghosts

this house has floors

front bow window

some hidden doors


this house has hobs

this house has soul

it aint that big

the odd black hole


this house has cheese

this house has dog

this house eats shat

'just flushed a log


this house has nutt

-er tra la le

this house has aids

these aids help me

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