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what problemz … ?
( a poems of syrteop poetrys smeop a by gladys welly-wetwang )
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yes a problemz halved is a problemz shared as sayings go tis valid - yeah the burden lessens that's the one but a problemz passed on is a problemz gone ...
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what problemz … ?
( a poems of syrteop poetrys smeop a by gladys welly-wetwang )
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yes a problemz halved is a problemz shared as sayings go tis valid - yeah the burden lessens that's the one but a problemz passed on is a problemz gone ...
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about folk ( a short poetical sprawl by some scroat on a shite laptop )
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well we can tell a lot about folk
from the places that they go
the things that they say
& all the things that they know
how do they like their carrots
& the corduroy that they wear
do they shave their palms or
is there still plenty of hair
do they believe in goblins
have they ever killed a man
baked an upside down cake
have they baked a tarte tatin
which lunar phase they worship
but mainly from what they're like
the stuff that they do &
all the fucking shite they write
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( this little dedication ) a short made-up list by some twat on the internet
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this little dedication is dedicated to susan, igor jan & stu peter, michael rachel & finn stheno & gwendolyn margot, hugo eve 'n' steve jenkins' ear & leprosy operation barbarossa barbara, offa dave & otters limestone edges lecking grouse plus saladin the mute church mouse april, august then jodrell bank gleaming great things & wank thanks ...
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this handwriting ( a poetrys for wedenesday afternoon poem poems )
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this handwriting an obscured code a phone-scribble or doctor's note ( ? ) observations with time to kill who to kill next a spider's will ( ? ) does this pen work? summed equations all too human quite alien ( ? ) a little list or masterplan just gibberish ( ? ) ( hands understand ) ...
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operation poppycock ( xxiv lines read of poetrys )
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yes dare to clash wear green & red an offish hat on obscured head then don odd socks striped polka dots odd oxford shoes unorthodox give chicken pox back to chickens drink hot malt drinks on spring mornings mix acids with them alkalis tea with coffee ooh toffee - nice celebrate yule in burry june the fork's a knife the knife's a spoon you rebel you their rules - who cares? so fuck 'em all he who dares dares ...
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mater nature provides by crispin dawdles ( 13 read line )
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we're foraging for our next meal out in them wilds we're frisking fields for juicy moss or budding shoots the less known sorts of nature's fruits we're foraging - berries 'n' nuts 'edged 'erbs - fungi aye all that stuff ( why ) twenty quid we found last easter sat on a stile - free takeaway pizza - ...
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eureka by 9 lines of dot dot dot
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stuffed vine leaves? the odyssey? still prince phillip? democracy? kebab munching? philosophy? ouzo - ooh & sodomy? bazoukis? euripides? lesbians & sophocles? the phalanx? fire? archimedes? - eureka - it's all greek to me ...
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but brussles has the sprout ( 34.578 second read )
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yes stephen has his evens & thomas has his doubts summer has its strawberries & trout lips have their pout well lucy has her locket robert thompson has his mouse babylon has those gardens & wendy has her house bigamists have their weddings & town criers have their shouts libraries have their bookworms little teapots their spout all pauses have a moment all wheres have thereabouts arthur wields excalibur but brussles has the sprout ...
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( all we really want a 16 line jaunt by ian van paragraph )
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galore galore we want it all the food must stuff the wine must pour galore galore don't spare you bore more napkins squire more podgy whores more sedatives we'll snore galore amphetamines we'll deck the halls & then ourselves carnage galore a til death brawl bodies sprawl floors - galore - ...
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hat query ( lines inspired by an old music hall banger-tune-anthem-tune )
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where did you get that hat
that pairs well with your threads
( ? )
from some bloody battlefield
prized from some dead sod's head
( ? )
an heirloom or whitsun gift
it sits so proud atop
( ? )
did it just appear one day
( ? )
- i bought it in a shop -
( a hat shop )
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