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licking stamps ( 4 hour read ( offer includes free-nap ) )
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betty swollocks lickin' stamps spring is sticky spring is damp ...
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licking stamps ( 4 hour read ( offer includes free-nap ) )
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betty swollocks lickin' stamps spring is sticky spring is damp ...
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the red sky at night ( some countryside sheet )
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the red sky at night
chemicals & shite?
dark portents & omens?
( flustered birds take flight)
in the towns there's fright
riots & such like
blind panic runs ragged
( as shepherds delight )
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( strange but true ) ( some stuff )
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aye strange but true like roman roads - oh wait, that's straight it's raining toads upon yon road which is quite strange as ducks on ponds burst into flames this road is bent, it's wind-inclined like hunchback cops the dodgy kind i wander on in lieu of clues or common sense 'tis strange but true ...
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p.s ( some of a poemz )
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the kettle's fucked, the hamster's dead please bring more jam & honey please p.s 'twas i what burnt your shed upon that fateful whitsun-eve ...
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( some call it haiku ) ( 3 lines )
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photosynthesis diplodocus cabbages dodecahedron ...
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how art thou march? ( some march verse)
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how art thou march?
your what's & wheres?
your sharpened ides
& mental hares?
oh daffodils
your frog parades
swollen tulips
& longer days
such dizziness
clean up the mess
flash in the pan?
pan in the flesh
you're shepherding
the new again
there's birdsong but
confusion reigns
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( ǝʞɐʇ-ʞɔoʇs ) ( 30 second topz read x )
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muddy trousers blistered heel itchy elbows punctured wheel funny sneezes chinese burns dodgy rashes flighty turns a fear of whelks plus kazoos morris dancers shrews & clues half an onion shiny knees memories & celery ...
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( hello again ) ( by some tosser on the internet )
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often i forget to sleep
& often i forget to eat
often i forget the date
& the time - i'm often late
often i am on my own
barring the dog so not alone
often my home is a mess
much like the head - i must confess
often all my clothes are creased
i've not ironed since the nineties
often i am being strange
oh blame my often monkeyed brain
often i daydream through days
its weeping rain & sunny rays
often i am drinking tea
& writing shite
quite oftenly
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mind-onions ( a brief … )
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in my mind i'm chopping onions hence the tears that then appeared ...