the word on the sheet

~

the word on the sheet (  s o m e  s h e e t  )



wishin' bits of which not

pissin' ink in piss pots

lob it to them cobbles then

scramble games of hopscotch


jungles in the tundra

mumbles versus wonder

turnip wars the musical

hark - a thud of thunder


grapples in a vortex

apples in a cortex

pincer this - a nifty swish

swiss army knife forceps


straw bales in a stable

english fuckin' able

blame the breeze that blew mid-noon

& those many fables


wankers

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brew fancier

~

brew fancier (  a  v e r s e  )



late a.m

hot beverage

that's better - now slurp


then sit &

read book-backs

yes drift through their blurb


oh think not

of inkblots

or tossers lest twerps


ten spoonfuls

it's friday

outside the birds chirp

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thoughts of my true love

~

thoughts of my true love (  a  p o e m  )



in the afternoon's lull

well i ( sigh ) thought of thee

when a wasp stung me arse

beside a hawthorn tree


next a pigeon shat on

on me sitting duck head

but i cursed not said bird

dreams of you dear instead


then the cockroaches came

nasty ones - called me names

oh but that's why they're cocks

so i played not their game


as a big bastard rat

scurried in its rat hole

oh my true love you work

you work in pest control

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walking in the dusk trails

~

walking in the dusk trails (  a  p o e t r y z  )



snails crunch beneath trod feet

they don't watch where they're going

blackbirds speak their last words

wise owls emerge - all knowing


night has almost woken

streetlights resume their glowing

walking in the dusk trails

we're roaming in the gloaming

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mustard & gravity

~

mustard & gravity (  s o m e   n o n s e n s e  )




keep it ropy

sore eyed flaky soapy

frog in throaty croaky

whack that down


roman nosy

camels in the gobi

humnpty dumpty floaty

what then now?


telephony

obscured mascarpone

lick me back - i'm toady

owls 'n' vowels


war aint rosy

fire's poky yet cosy

so time for a dozey

( dreams of thou )

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the head of the hedge

~

the head of the hedge (  p i c  i n s p i r e d  p o e m z  )



dead ahead in the hedge

on a hilltop mid fog

is the head of the hedge

in the realm of its hogs


it's daft art most allege

oft folk say - of some odd

but with all bets hedged

yes, this hedge is a god

( & my master )

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that’s the badger

~

that’s the badger (  s o m e  v e r s e  )


as toads they crawl

as deer they stagger

& vipers stir

slithers the adder


as jacobs climb

up their stepladders

& crimz strut with

a certain swagger


as flies they hide

from the flycatcher

& fools blather

jibber then jabber


as raptors soar

& squirrels gather

i spot a brock

aye - that's the badger

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