my broken toe hell

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my broken toe hell  (  a  t r u e  m o a n  a b o u t  f u c k  a l l   r e a l l y  )




oh broken toe

my scarpered flow

i fell - you clicked

the crunch of woe


that sound we know

we dread it so

horrific yet

some faint hope glows


through dark shadows

well dark are those

in dreams i dream

then green shoots grow


oh broken toe

i'm okay though

it's poetry

put on a show

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bastard chapters

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bastard chapters  (  s o m e  p o e t r y  )




dog-shit-free shoes - wanker trainers

broken toe groans - fortune favours

the jammy & thin ice skaters

lucky twats

their fluky capers


worse things happen at dot-dot-dot

dick'ead clichés & their what not

tangled rambles - daft apeth knots

fucking swearing

that hits the spot


no blister weeps of a morning

like a bellend, frogs are spawning

hobble home quick - gobshite's calling

take no ice bath

'stead get scrawling


as that crow flies - scratch a surface

shit on paper, burn a furnace

bastard chapters - scrappy verses

sadness blessings

happy curses

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fuck off

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fuck off   (  a  p o e m )





the ostrich has bolted

your feathers have moulted

your business has folded

your peasants revolted


your park is a wasteland

punctured are your armbands

the penny has dropped &

sunk beneath sinking sands


your attics been rummaged

shat out is your roughage

you're packed in as luggage

good riddance bad rubbish


it's night where your sun shone

pure gravy since you've gone

hands wavy - you've done one

fat ladies sing swansongs

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thoughts from a shed

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thoughts from a shed  (  a  t r u e  t a i l – o f f  )



imagine who

invented the trowel

among the pots

thoughts from a shed


in olden times

& next wonder how

folk reacted

yes - what was said


'twas witchcraft then

then mad masses howled

& screamed in fear

bring us his head


( or else her head )

in days far from now

no doubt they burned

until well-dead

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your poxy t-shirts

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your poxy t-shirts  (  p o e t r y  )



if you were a band

then i'd buy

your albums


then i'd listen - slap along

to your songs

'til me knees hurt


i might go to your gigs

sink a few pints

then have a jig


yet i wouldn't be seen

dead

in your poxy t-shirts

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