undone shoelaces

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undone shoelaces  (  a  p o e t r y  )




undone shoelaces

strolling down the road

maybe i'll trip

& break my neck


undone shoelaces

strolling down the road

maybe i'll live

so what the heck


undone shoelaces

 strolling down the road

kicking odd stones

into the hedge


clutching a rabbit's foot

tightly as i go

to yonder shop

( life on the edge )

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( erm )

~

( erm )  (  s o m e  w o r d p l a y  )


there's trusted in thrusted

& rusted in trusted

with little adjusted

one letter's deducted

in haunted there's hunted

yet just ice is justice

& bus ted is busted

i'm fucked

done & dusted

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fan mail for the mayor

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fan mail for the mayor  (  a  p o e m  )




we scratch our itches, rub our sores

we stretch our stretches, yawn our yawns

we comb our chest hair - almost roar

then pay the gnomes to

mow the lawn


we write our fan mail for the mayor

we pause mid-thought on wobbly chairs

we inspect smudges over there

then think of nan's hips

whispered prayers


we plod through valleys in the rain

we whistle folk songs with no name

we catch our busses, miss our trains

then grief turn bleak - oh

who to blame ( ? )


we talk to no one in our homes

about the war then so-&-sos

we talk for days - they don't half drone

'tis tiring fair - time flies

time goes

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the dog who wore clogs

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the dog who wore clogs  (  a  t r u e  p o e m  –  s t o r y  )

there once was a dog

a dog who wore clogs

down streets he would trot

with a clipperty-clop


he must have been dutch

or flemish, their such

one day lightning struck

then that dog was fucked


( r.i.p )

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( author nodes )

& the moral of the story is

canine or otherwise

rubber soles at all times please

they may well save your life

( thanks )

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