…
henry the bloody eighth
will soon be henrietta
never underestimate
alt-historians
they’re proper gobby
like the climate changelings
in hi-vis orange
lost without a rhyme
as now is the sound
of the chatter on twatter
& dead sheeran lives
in this golden age of beige
but king charles is not my
elvis ruddy presley
& no flesh android voted
for sausage starmer’s rent boys
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