monkeypox update

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monkeypox update ( etadpu xopyeknom )

the m42

from junction five to fourteen

      is riddled with the monkeypox

      ( follow diverted traffic signs )

most beekeepers

& amateur oceanographers

      are under quarantine

      ( probably forever )

every other greggs

on this frightened little isle

      every b&m

      ( but not b&q )

anyone called gordon

– wilhelm or susan

      will be shot on sight

      ( then incinerated )

the bakerloo line

is still infected

      blackpool tower

      ( plus the marble arch mound )

all stratocumulus

& nimbostratus clouds

      stay afraid indoors

      ( in case they rain upon us )

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