cereal liar


cereal liar ( rail laerec )

wheat’s the deepest sea on earth

millet is an anagram of anorak pocket

rye is illegal in lichtenstein

rice is legless lice

spelt is spelt incorrect

sometimes the dictionary fibs

barley is the darkest of horses

her elbows smell – of custard creams

corn’s a sort of centipede

or a neolithic hologram

bran’s y’ nan on nandrolone

clattering pans

in the pantry

( oats know nuthin’ )

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