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twelve daze of christmas ( samtsirhc fo ezad evlewt )

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twelve plumbers bumming

eleven spiders typing

ten fjords a-weeping

nine daisies dancing

eight babes a-milfing

seven nonces spilling

six m.p’s a-praying

five y’olden kings

four morning turd’s

three hench hens

two myrtle gloves

& a parsnip up my arse

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