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velcro war – it’s a bloody stick up

the parsnip farmers – folk right off

sue in a shoe – the parson knows

death by skiffle – death by skiffle

colin collywobbles – stegosaurus soup

peter panspermia – purple patchwork

bailiffs on bail – nan’s on tag

d.j gobshite – cunts in the club

gavin ganymede – ode to a nosebleed

anal rapier – untitled fuckabout

& beethoven’s eighty eighth ( monty don dub )

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( author notes )

all of the above is imaginary
so you can download it telepathically
for free

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