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food porn ( nrop doof )

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prodding the skin
of yesterday’s custard
sucking a fisherman’s friend

stuffing me hole
with hot spotted dick
or cold semolina
or frogspawn

burning the toast – on purpose
then spreading on
nob cheese & toe jam

singing a song
of buns in the oven
muffins & sponges
with sweet soggy bottoms

– phwoar

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( author notes )

fisherman’s friend is a type of mint

& they taste disgusting

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