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in no particular order  ( you’ve left the iron on – hurry while there’s still time … )

…

apple crumbles, acid splashes

mumps 'n' mumbles, rabid rabbits

bugs in blankets, eyes in glasses

cats in caskets, sprys & pies


wicker knickers, wiccan weddinmgs

twisted vicars, reddened herrings

flemish phlegm & lemon lemmings

fishermen in kipper ties


stinging nettles, kettle drummers

letter peckers, number punchers

pencils, penguins, prussian junkers

pandas, punks & pigs in stys


baronesses, roman noses

badger beggars, adder doges

peers & earwigs - tits with noses

wanker bankers - dragonflies


weasel weavers, scheming witches

rotten addles, curtain twitches

fucker-muckers, rats & bitches

tosser fodder - you & i


toppled skittles, river ripples

circle burbles, plinking pickles

thunder, tumbles, tongues & tickles

rumbles under onion skies

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