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gossip bollocks  (  a  p o e m  )

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bull chimes the butcher & spew slimes the fat

chew chugs the duchess & splat frogs the rat

brew sings the spinster & blow dons the hat

row oars the dustman & ship shores the shat


burr spurs the barber & bark slurs the inn

whirr purrs the poacher & squirm stirs the skin

groat goats the grocer & stroke chips the chin

speak bleats the farmer & brim rims the bin


toss roars the doctor & twist snores the tail

dross spores the chorus & mist draws the vale

dusk dicks the baker & shit spits the ale

floss rolls the baron & rust stubs the nail


tea spoons the vicar & flight moons the sprawls

dim muds the tutor & shite runes the walls

bash spins the bishop & heave hues the scrawls

lip licks the lemon & swipe pips the balls

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