A cacophony of broccoli 

- it's a brassica-based monotony,

a demonic-lampshade

& a CABAL of sinister lampreys.





An estate agent with a spine & soul,

a maenad sleeping

& a rather arsey troll.





The Plague of Justinian

plus a Troop of Morris Men

but very nearly - bloody almost

if I was me I'd blame them

...