a great acrostic …

b isto gravy granules, bat boxes, busybodies

r ed brick polytechnics, riddles, roast parsnips

i roning boards, ivy, iron age hill forts

t owpaths, toad-in-the-hole, trainspotters in anoraks

a nother lute solo, am-dram, apple pips

n ightmarish hellhounds, n.h.s death cults

n ob’eads, nettles, numpties – nonces on t.v

i tching powder tricksters, idiots in parliament

a valon, a bus fare home, a twat on the throne