the flying fish hypothesis

are some u.f.o’s
shoals of flying fish?

glistening in the sun
shimmers beneath the moon

fish scales are shiny
like an egghead’s head

so we might see twinkles
like a little star

sparkles up above
another fine puzzle?

maybe it’s just starlings
& the rest is done with mirrors

cheeky murmurations
hoodwinking us all?

or a thieving flock
of magpies with foil

catching the light?
we might spy a glimpse

of a mundane monday
plodding on – on earth

’til we see the brightness
mystery ahoy –

cripes, did you see that?
what the eff was that?

ess an effing brick
effing hell with bells on

flamin’ ruddy nora
jeepers flippin’ christ

call the r.a.f
& the local paper

all the lamestream slags
the invasion has begun

would be the response
back once more

fooled again by tricksters
from the animal kingdom

( ? )