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  a river runs dry
  like a jogger on the moon
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  normie afternoons
  watching sportball bollox
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  the latest untrue goss
  about yours truly
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  friends on the internet
  that you’ve never met
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  three gulps left
  of this shat cappuccino
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  easter makes more sense
  somewhere in october
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  battered haddock, chips
  mushy peas & curry sauce
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  early bird plods
  along these empty footpaths
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  the sweet life & times
  of a custard cream
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  the rearranged dream
  of yer country cousin

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