I found an extra hour of the day

squatting in the shed this morning

- so suddenly I had the luxury

of 25.




Apparently this 1 doesn't count

once the 60 minutes are out

- so you can effectively

do what you like.




I killed an earwig wi' m' left arm

plus set fire to several barns

- then sprayed raw sewage

all over that neighbour's drive.




& then it all went back to before

& yes, I miss my brief time of yore

- but it'll always be a blessing

aye, it's good to be alive










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