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i’ve been to b&m
& bought a bag of birdseed

every other breakfast
is a teatime in disguise

elvis lives
in your uncle’s secret hayloft

a teaspoon of honey
instead of sugar

ninety nine percent
of poets have piles

ten of your go on some mores
is four country miles

the capital of egypt
is actually e

cairo is a city
& not in fact a letter

showerproof cagoules
do eff all in a cloudburst

eight percent of astronauts
have ian as their middle name

joan of bloody arc
never jumped the queue in farmfoods

the loch ness monster
sometimes lurks in the serpentine

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