Sarcasm will get you EVERYWHERE - be it Belgium or intergalactic. The green heart of Umbria or a fell hike in Cumbria - the possibilities are endless how bloody fantastic ...
Poem
the wobbly geometry of pipelines
Having dodged several hefty sacks of swinging sand, a spin-off sect of gamely puns & a minion of undead but rather lovely nuns - I uncovered a black ink Biro. Further down that tow path several eventual days later I stumbled across the cadaver of a stationary magnate - with his pocked stuffed full - packed with blank paper. But what to write about? Shit knows, I dunno ...
their rules…
Yes, the number 13 can be frightening for some, triskaidekaphobic types the scare of GOD & RUN. But the number 14 well, that terrifies bakers, they squirm into a bag of nerves so fearful these creators ...
upon consuming parsnips before the 1st frost
Upon consuming parsnips before the 1st frost, I realised the folly of my ways & now all hope is lost. They didn't taste as flavoursome plus to make matters worse - I may well have provoked some yokel wrath some shunned folk saying curse ...
the bonus hour
I found an extra hour of the day squatting in the shed this morning - so suddenly I had the luxury of 25. Apparently this 1 doesn't count once the 60 minutes are out - so you can effectively do what you like. I killed an earwig wi' m' left arm plus set fire to several barns - then sprayed raw sewage all over that neighbour's drive. & then it all went back to before & yes, I miss my brief time of yore - but it'll always be a blessing aye, it's good to be alive ...
in the know…
Tartan paint has existed for centuries - as certain as immortality is a peacock. It makes the rooms look bigger but most shades do that nowadays - as per Geronicus my informative chocolate teapot ...
this hum
There was this hum in the air from nothing much in particular - just a collective mix abuzz from bits of things & stuff. So I decided to join in & with a Trad. Folk tune didst bombinate - in the hope that music might catch on & this drone elevate then dominate. It remained a solo effort ...
4 tuner
Find a penny pick it up & all that day you'll have top luck. Assuming you weren't hit by a bus as you bent over, or subsequently had your good fortune cancelled out - by uncovering a 4 leaf clover. Don't get cocky ...
mister roget was creationist scum
Well of course the Thesaurus has been an absolute godsend of a cheeky - handy - sumit else tome, since the time - period & era that its fellow dinosaurs roamed. & hen 1 day evolved chicken pox unwell - the others all got spots & died away, technically a book no, not actually a reptile - but it still it endures now to this so very day ...
blame-blame-blame-blame-blame
Poor Oedipus was blind from birth pre & post-gouged eyes, oh why can't these meddlesome shepherd types ignore exposed infant's cries ? He was left there for top reason as sure as Steve is short for Stephen & now a plague has terwatted Thebes, plus all that shite that kicked off with his folks like - a complete lack of foresight & a fucking tragedy ...
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