I once briefly saw Autumn on the brow of a hill - wreakin' off moist decay & neckin' strong scrumpy. In a long coat formed from dead leaves & fungi covering short legs - so I shouted 'Oi! Stumpy' & then he just vanished, but it was definitely him ...
Poem
blandytis outbreak
it all began with a boring sneeze - air borne yawn germs in a light breeze & soon spread like mildfire from terraced house to mews & even in some sleepy pockets almost made the news So hmmm come the middle of the then generic month everyone on earth had been infected by the stuff From agnostic florist to welder none were spared of this lull & it's incurable but obviously not fatal - it's blandytis the disease of dull ...
sock revelation
Yes I too now know where all the odd socks go the ones that definitely enter as 1 ½ of a sock pair then disappear from the load. Yes I know all about the Dark Portal & the plans that are afoot - so unholy & it's probably too late now to stop these malevolent forces - but it goes without saying like from now on they're hand wash only ...
an intruder
Having abandoned all silly Thought-Trains like what ducks ate before bread? Or what people having their photograph taken pre-conception of Cheese-Stuffs begrudgingly said instead? Nostalgia popped into my head. I wasn't proper scared - no of that fuzzy warm glow from years since flown but it's always sly & unannounced plus too smug in its snugness so I politely asked it to go. 3 days later, & still this deadlock ...
shower gel
I'M SWITCHING SHOWER GELS! I for some reason yell, the BRAND & all sorts this time. & this may well spell the death knell of everything but probably not only time will tell so fingers crossed ...
them…
None of these scroungers work & no doubt they're all fucked on drugs, they gather in the daylight on the high street or park benches - but hopefully they're not up to much. THE ELDERLY (!) ...
the parable of the wank & the wonderful
Inspiration can tah-dah (!) at any moment like a Ghost-Mole or 12 Headed Bat. Yet sadly all too often it stays on stray paths seldom trodden - cheeky little evasive twat. Amen ...
a pessimist
A pessimist is almost an irritant in fog & sometimes I wish that's where they'd stay. With their half-empty negative moans & arsey gets-on-my-wick groans - but if everything was positive the world would turn a shitty shade of grey ...
an optimist
Without really knowing what the waiting's all for optimists will form the back of the queue. They never look when crossing roads plus lick the back of all toads & oh so hopefully still sniff solvent-free glue. On the off-chance ...
still early
I thought of the Lollards burnt alive as I brewed my morning tea, like John Oldcastle & all them former heretics, I normally take no sugar - but suddenly needed 3 ...