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let’s go dutch ( by 10 lines of poems )
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let's go dutch & split this bill clogs not reeboks - live in windmills eat edam cheese til we're ill at sea level who needs hills ( ? ) cafés, courage, canals - yeah why we could cycle everywhere with our uncles - harsh but fair tulip flowers in our hair ...
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vegetable bumper slogan verse ( a brief overview … )
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my other poem stinks of thee & onions tis a master-peas oh save the cauliflower please bring back cretaceous broccili ...
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false starts galore
( by good king wencelas thumped a copper senseless )
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a barking dog - an itchy chin my dog it's not as things begin begineth what? oh floaty muse where is the plot? which scheme to choose? the spectrum & the t.v news both deception they lie to you a barking dog - an itchy chin false starts galore things in a spin ...
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the garden on mill-key street ( a brief dreamz poem )
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the garden on mill-key street boulders in its rockery those millipedes they glow grey most wednesdays plus the vegetable patch has a certain panache ...
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gift-esque ( a short poemz )
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the gift of life
the gift of kiss
the kiss of death
is this a gift?
the gift of words
the gift of speak
the gift of myrrh
gift bearing greeks
the gift of gist
tis often missed
sarcastic gifts
let's take the piss
wrapped as the gab
oh poetry
this gift shite is
my gift to thee
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otter’s pockets ( a poetry by some online wanker-scumz or other )
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dog in clover
eyes in sockets
thought is swimming
mind myopic
multiversal
not hypnotic
un-plugged t.v
otter's pockets
there in may was
lucy locket
foxgloves - bluebells
valves & sprockets
verse is birds - bees
in their bonnets
spitting feathers
brown clouds - top shit
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pronoun cathar
wetwipes easter
tsarina newt
squid & caesars
pitters matter
sauls & peters
teleporting
lichen jesus
multitudes in
kilometres
flapjack chin-stroke
lotus-eaters
well dressing - plinths
barn owled teeters
pyrrhic wins shall
not defeat us
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the undefeated winter sun by 4 ropy couplets for solstice poetrys
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the branches of the trees are bare of leaves once green in summer fair when hedgehogs sleep - nymphs disappear down to the southern hemisphere the nights are long like war & peace there's whooper swans & there's brent geese the undefeated winter sun the rise of day has re-begun ... ( author notes ) whooper swans & brent geese migrate here for winter that's why they're in it innit ...
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24 hour virus people by get some soup in y’ ( ! )
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24 hour virus people those shivers & those sniffles in the middle of the night feeling tired bunged-up sinus people just give it a day or so tomorrow's looking bright ...
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the first poet to time travel ( a brief poemz )
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the first poet to time travel wrote a wonky sonnet in ancient rome briefly called babylon their muse & home then fled to some dome on some planet yet unknown ...
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messing about by the river by by not on
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messing about by the river watching swans just swan along eiders & the odd kingfisher ( humming bits of other's songs ) in the sunlight ripples glisten dazzling my half-arsed eye calm currents they whisper - listen ( lobbed-in beer cans bob on by ) should i find an empty bottle? write a note to float inside? with a quote from aristotle ( a gift for whomever finds ) ' hello you, i'm by the river watching swans just swan along eiders & the odd kingfisher ( a blue swish & then it's gone ) ' ...
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