one man band split poem

~

one man band split ( a true tale )



all bands bicker

we did indeed

but musically

always agreed


yet all too soon

the songs went shite

the one fan died

time to take flight


new horizons

solo careers

no comebacks here

thanks for those years


my one man band

has seen its days

i've split & gone

- our separate ways -

( ? )

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the month of feb

~

the month of feb ( some feb shat )



the month of feb

or so we're led

each day's a maze

follow that thread


winter's not dead

yet spring's ahead

celeriac

& roses red


rising like bread

as siblings wed

six fingered hands

things still inbred


so on we tread

with muddled heads

soon new plans hatch

the month of feb

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midas piss

~

midas piss ( some contemporary pastoral bollocks )



the morn is gold

as midas piss

then palpitate

our minds are fish


among the air

on land - on feet

the sky's still blue

but bird song's sweet


like irn bru

so hit them fields

or so to speak

the earth too feels


as thoughts they drip

the many leaks

monsters still lurk

there in the deep


but fuck that wank

feel free to swear

there's no way that

ma nature cares


she made this shit

- oh look, a swift

with stuff they've nicked

for you - a gift


then thereupon

our footpath green

a clover grows

with leaves thirteen


so lucky us

truly we're blessed

this scenery

fills in the rest

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no i.d ( er … )

~

no i.d ( er … ) ( some distorted truths & a bit o’ shit too )



i'm santa claus on easter day

the king is dead - confusion reigns

i'm lazarus punch drunk in may

so giz a hug - embrace the strange

the myth of self or so they say

these sequences the gods arrange

those silly games that men must play

so now i'm you

what's in a name

( ? )

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( stick around )

~

( coming soon ) ( a poemz )



when meteors

& solar flares

they blast the earth

sans thought or care


when robots rage

their robot war

against mankind

but not before


when viruses

spread free with ease

the drugs can't work

the air's diseased


when all is fucked

a cure is found

for poetry

as london drowns

- so stick around -

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hoots

~

hoots ( some shit for sunday )




the ape interface - knobbly knees

the rustles of the branchy trees

the secrets snails that race with speed

as stomachs crave what bakers knead



yes shades of gravy here indeed

quite varied as the air we breathe

this bracken english talk we speak

yes - life's all blurred

it's chalky-cheese

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rambler invasion

~

rambler invasion

( well, they aren’t gone, & here must i remain ( a true tale )  )



with o.s maps around their necks

& yes - a knapsack on their back

with foil-wrapped sandwiches inside

an apple & a thermos flask

they swarm through fields as locusts do

great torrents on ye old foothpaths

we hide then ask the skies for whys

the sky just sighs & then turns black



the dog & i are terrified

we only came out for a walk

we've large groups 'round here before

but surely this time - this means war

so we're to be invaded then

as if i squint they're mongol hordes

here come the rambler forces now

look - thousands of 'em

marching forth

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