foraging as we go

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foraging as we go ( a true of a story in a of rhymez-formz )




'twas a february morn

there on our way to the shop

on a bog roll mission

when the dog & i did stop


our noses alerted

oui - a french scent filled the air

allium ursinum

yeah - the garlic of the bear


aye, the first of the year

new leaves barely more than shoots

so i picked it for soup

so then i'll be vampire-proof


then we left londis-bound

so that i can wipe my shite

knowing spring's on its way

knowing things are looking bright


( the end )

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pipeline poem

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pipeline poem ( public service castbroading )




in the pipeline & pending


there's a chorus of penguins


a bonnie prince pretending


mad march hares are contending


as the shepherds are tending


runcible spoons are bending


in the pipeline & pending


so fret not there's


no ending


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notes on wankers

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notes on wankers ( could be anyone really … ? )




wankers drive mazdas

& smart carts & saabs

wankers drink carling

& stella artois


too many taches

but rarely a beard

wankers are boring

they shun all things weird


wankers are vermin

they're plague-bearing rats

wankers are dick'eads

they're tossers & twats


wankers are special

in their wanker heads

wankers are wankers

enough has been said

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( a green spell )

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( a green spell )

( s o m e – g r e e n – m a g i c )




then i am green

i come in peas

sick parrots &

the holly's leaves


the broccili

eyed monsters see

this martian piss

reverend green


jack in the green

his grocer - ies

yon clovered four

or maybe tea


those jealous seas

astroturfed treez

a crystal heart

emerald beats


plus some algae

graham plus e

et cetera

cress lettucely


the stalk of beans

oh rosemary

that dragon shat

then i am green

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